dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
me: Dad they barely ever leave their room

so i kinda really like this guy at my school. but hes bad news and he doesnt date. but i find myself constantly thinking about him.

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blackbruise:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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everything-is-soundd:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

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stfuconservatives:

palalife:

awesomeflotsam:

forgottenbytomorrow:

Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.

Thank you Mr. President!

OMG

Change we can believe in.

(fake tweet though. STILL.)

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