dad:
Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
me: Dad they barely ever leave their room
me: Dad they barely ever leave their room
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15 hours ago
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
(Source: auditoryassault)
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6 days ago
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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6 days ago
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
Thank you Mr. President!
OMG
Change we can believe in.
(fake tweet though. STILL.)
(Source: somethingveryodd)
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6 days ago
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